Thursday, August 27, 2009

Back to Football


The first thing I'd like to talk about is Hall's state-of-mind.

No doubt Max has what it takes to blow teams up for big stats. Going into his Senior year he already ranks up there with some of BYU's best Quarterbacks. The fact that he plays his position with the intensity of an over-roided linebacker makes him extremely fun to watch. I enjoy his fearlessness and trash-talking when he gets in the face of a D-lineman, but I wonder if all of these things led to his poor performance in the last 2 games of the year?

Here are his stats for the last two games of the season.

Against Utah 21-41 for 205 yards no touchdowns passes, 5 interceptions and a fumble.
Remember, he was the first to toe the line in the pre-game skirmish.

Against Arizona 30-47 for 328 yards, 1 touchdown pass, 1 interception, 1 fumble.
Watching the game against Arizona it seemed like he was playing angry.

Overall that put him at 51-88 for 528 yards, 1 touchdown pass and 8 total turnovers to end the season.

I can't decide if I'd like to see him settle down and enjoy a calm and composed Senior season like Beck, or keep the combustive personality that makes him so exciting to watch. After all, who knows how many games BYU has won because of his fiery approach to the game.

Any thoughts?


Panda Bears are Assholes

I was intending to start this off with a rant on Ute fans and raper-terrorists, however, a darker threat looms and I feel the need to warn the public.

I have long decried the intentions of Panda bears—otherwise known as "Nature's Douche Bag". For reasons unknown to me, people around the world have flocked to the defense of the these bamboo-sucking pricks, throwing concerts and wine-mixers in "their" name, with proceeds being dumped into educational videos teaching male Panda's to get boners for lady Pandas.

Brothers, Sisters, we are messing with fire.

Teaching male Pandas (Fella Pandas as they are known in the scientific community) to DO (to make love at) Lady Pandas, perpetuates a species that hates humankind and our ability to wear clothing.

Think I'm exaggerating? To quote William Shakespeare, "Check this shit out".