New Mexico's American Football team, take note: This is how the World's Football is played by women at the same University you've been humiliating all year.
NM is more terriblerer than any team in college football— including every sub-division school—except St. Margaret's School for the Paraplegic and Blind. They're just quitters.
Proof of Fail.
In December of '08 NM hires up-and-coming coach, Mike Locksley.
In May of '09, Locksley gets hit with a sex discrimination law suit.
Three weeks later NM gets put on probation for recruiting practices untoward that of decent.
In September of '09, Locksley attacks an assistant coach which results in a 10 day suspension for Locksley, without pay.
So far this season, NM is 0-9, scoring a total of 138 points while having 329 total points scored against them. That works out to a disastrous, NM Opponent 36.5, NM 15.9—we'll say 16 to lift their spirits a bit.
Now, the task at hand.
BYU looked great against a much improved Wyoming team, last week. There's always the talk of BYU overlooking a bad team, especially with Air Force and Utah coming up, but I don't think that will happen here. What I'm hoping for is for BYU to jump out fast, making the game out of reach for NM, that way we get to see more of Riley and his scrambling-googely legs.
BYU 49, NM, 17
Also, am I the only one sweating and blushing while watching the video above?
New Mexico lost at Wyoming by 24 and BYU won at Wyoming by 52, so BYU should win this game by 76. However, it is at New Mexico and they do have a fairly mobile qb which can be a challenge on BYU's defense, so I'm calling it BYU 62, New Mexico 21.
ReplyDeleteYou're forgetting that Utah beat Wyoming by 38, and we beat Wyoming by 52. Tack on Wyoming's spread over NM and we win 114.
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ReplyDeleteIf anyone pulls on Max Hall's luscious locks, I'm gonna have to stab a kitten... from New Mexico. I'd also like to see riley's googley legs.
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