Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I have wonderful news, everybody! After seconds and seconds of exhaustive research I have come to the undisputable conclusion that BYU is going to beat Oklahoma and then go undefeated and win the national championship!

Observe:

Fact number one: 2009 marks the 25th anniversary of the 1984 national championship season and the Utah media has been overflowing with nostalgia.
Fact number two: BYU's first game in '84 was at Pittsburgh, the #3 team in the country.
Fact number three: BYU's first game in '09 is (kind of) at Oklahoma, THE #3 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY!

Those are the facts, baby, and facts are stubborn things! It's written in the stars, my friends. You can't argue with science.

1 comment:

  1. After double checking your facts with even more seconds of research, I can verify that BYU will win the national championship this year.

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